第32期双语笑话加练习题 唯有我是司机
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
Notes:
out of breath上气不接下气
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The young man who was running behind the bus was tall.
② The bus was half full of passengers.
③ The bus was running very fast.
④ The passenger bad pity on the young man.
⑤ The young man was the driver.
106.唯有我是司机
在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。
“停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的！”
“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机！”
练习参考答案：
①F②F③T④T⑤T
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