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昨天我刚查过名单。

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      Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?  Boyfriend:Dead sure!I checked the whole list again yesterday.


  女友:你确定你只爱我一个?  男友:绝对!昨天我刚查过名单。

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