我的下颏就满是长胡须茬
I decided to grow a beard, and within two weeks my chin was covered with a long stubble. One day, crossing the street, I noticed that the driver of a car stopped at the walkway was an attractive young woman. Our eyes met; hers grew wider as she leaned over to lock the passengerside door.
I went home and shaved.
我决定蓄须，于是不到三个星期，我的下颏就满是长胡须茬。一天过马路时，我注意到一辆车停在人行道上，开车的是一位迷人的年轻女郎。我们的目光相遇了；她的眼睛睁大了，侧过身锁上了靠近人行道一边的车门。
我回到家，剃光了胡须。
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