我今晚不得不在办公室里加班
The little girl had just listened to her mother's reading one of her favorite fairy tales.
"Mommy," asked the child, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Upon a Time'...?"
"No, sweetheart," replied the mother, "sometimes they start with 'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight'."
小女孩刚刚听母亲讲了她最喜欢的一篇童话故事。
“妈咪，”小女孩问，“是不是所有的童话故事开头都是‘很久很久以前’。”
“不，宝贝，”母亲回答，“有时它们的开头是‘亲爱的，我今晚不得不在办公室里加班，晚些回来’。”
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