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水的分子式是什么?

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Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?

Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

老师:水的分子式是什么?

花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!

老师:你在说什么?

花瓶:昨天你不是说H to O吗?

     

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