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第131期双语笑话加练习题 两张电影票

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     A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "
  When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

Notes:
  (1) be (fall) in love with 爱上
  (3) disappointed adj.失望的
  (2) sell out 售完,卖完
  (4) sur-ticket n.附加票
Exercises:
根据短文回答问题:
  ①What did the young man do at one weekend?
  ② How many tickets did he want?
  ③ Did the ticket-seller have any tickets?
  ④ Was the young man happy?
  ⑤ What did he decide to do then?
两张电影票
  一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末,他请她看电影。来到售票处,小伙子对售票员说:“请给两张票。”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。失望的年轻人说:“那么,您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?”
练习参考答案
  ① He invited his girlfriend to the cinema.
  ② TWO.
  ③ No, the tickets had sold out
  ④ No, he wasn't.
  ⑤ He decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them to stand together.

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