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第135期双语笑话加练习题 成年人的抉择

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  The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come home with a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse.
Notes:
  (1) constantly adv. 不断地
  (2) tattoo n. 文身
  (3) permission n. 允许
  (4) masculinity n. 阳性,男性
  (5) image n . 形象,肖像
  (6) Mickey Mouse 米老鼠
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F):
  ① When the son pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, the mother thought her son was old enough to make an adult decision.
  ② A few days before his birthday, the son came home with a tattoo.
  ③ The mother wondered what symbol her son had chosen.
  ④ The image of Mickey Mouse on the son's shoulder was three inches long.
  ⑤ From the passage, we can see that the son really made an adult decision.
成年人的抉择
  我儿子十八岁前的那一年,他常常向我提出准许他文身。但我拒绝允许他这样做。他争辩说他不久就要成为男子汉了,并说他应该能够作出成年人的抉择了。果然,十八岁生日的几天后,他文了身,回到家里。尽管我对此感到不高兴,但出于好奇,我想看看他选择了什么雄性象征物。原来是他在肩上文了一个两英寸长的米老鼠像。
练习参考答案:
① F ② F ③ T ④ F ⑤ F

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