我想先再瘦15磅再说。

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Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道：

"Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds."
”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有争吵了，搞得我心烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20磅了。“

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊？“她朋友问道。

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
”嗯！还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再说。

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