双语笑话 教派的领导者
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一个表示怀疑的人说：”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”
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