那你跟我一起回家吧
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前，头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴，手中握着钢叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是谁？”丈夫问到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼！”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫说，“我娶了你的姐妹！”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/38071.html
相关文章
-
我看见英格兰人正在砍价
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake."Gi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇流行趋势5：太空探索(双语阅读)
第四部分 流行趋势Unit 5 Exploring in Space 太空探索英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇5：太空探索(双语阅读)He would fain fly,but he wwonts fe...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
笑话习题簿11.2.11
"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. “如果你不答应嫁给我，”他发誓，“我就要去死。” 六十年后...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
Blonde Quickies
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did the blonde f...
2018-12-08 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：the sign 标志（双语）
Didn't you see the sign ?你没看见这个标志了吗?Of course, but I thought it was a hallucination .... Which is what I would expect after taking a combination of mushrooms, ecstasy and mescalin ....
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Family Joke(21)
Why did the woman only change her baby‘s diaper once a month？ On the package it read“good for up to 15 pounds”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话：医生住在楼下
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事 The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下 "Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
When Greek Meets Greek
It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese； but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person， that I ever heard of， enjoys the not very envia...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
