世界上最爱你的女人。

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   One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.
   On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the
   ?most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
   My husband looked up and said, "Mom’s here?"
   一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,
   回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”

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