四减四等于几？
4-4=？
One day， the teacher inquired Peter： “How much is four minus four？” Peter was tongue-tied.
the teacher got angry and said： “What a fool！ You see， if I put four coins in your pocket， but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out， now what is left in your pocket？”
“The hole，” replied Peter.
四减四等于几？
一天，都是问彼德：“四减四等于几？”彼德张口结舌答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！你想，如果我放四个硬币在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有个窟窿，结果四个硬币都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里还有什么？”
“窟窿，”彼德答道。
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