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  Fresh milkCustomer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

  Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS

  新鲜牛奶

  客户:我想知道这牛奶是否新鲜。

  侍者:新鲜的?在三个小时以前它是草

  A noteI wonder (对)……感到奇怪;想要知道

  I wonder at your patience.你的耐心使我惊异。

  I wonder who he is, where he came from and why he came.我很想知道他是谁,从哪里来,来干什么。

  It's a wonder难得;奇怪的是

  It's a wonder you recognized me.

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