What’s the problem?
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.
“I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love with me.”
“So what's the problem?”
“I can't remember where I live!”
有什么问题吗?
一个稍老的男子在公园的椅子上哭泣，一个警察走过去问，“怎么了？”
"我有一个25岁年轻漂亮的妻子，她很爱我。"
"那么，有什么问题吗？"
"我想不起来我住在哪里了！"
NOTE
elder adj.年长的,资格老的
Elder和eldest通常指人，不同于older和oldest，后两者也可指物
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