Thank you
Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
多谢你
医生:请打开你的嘴，女士。
淑女:多谢你,医生。
医生:你为什么谢谢我?
淑女:因为我的丈夫总是要求我闭嘴。
Notes：
shut up!闭嘴！（经常用在口语中）
shut up shop（商店）打烊，关门（商店）歇业，倒闭
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