去天堂
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher： Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven？ Hands up …… what about you, Terry？ You haven't got your hand up ―― don't you want to go to Heaven？
Terry： I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来……你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢―― 你不想去天堂吗？
哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
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