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  Top Holiday Traditions In The Military

  9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask

  8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower

  7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant

  6. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530

  5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt

  4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen

  3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank

  2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out

  1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog

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