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当你的朋友来闻花香的时候

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  Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

  The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

  两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花,这时他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。一个美国人问道:“你觉得你的朋友什么时候能来吃这些米饭呢?”

  日本人答道:“当你的朋友来闻这些花香的时候。”

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