电脑的威慑
一位推销员卖了一部电脑给一家出版公司。几个月后，他满怀信心地再去那公司拜访，却看到电脑原封未动，心中感到十分惊奇。
便问道：“是有什么不对吗？”
“一点也没有，”总编辑说，“产量增加，效率提高！”
“究竟是怎么回事？”
“每天早晨，我警告职员说，假如你们不刻苦工作，加倍努力，那部机器就会取代你们！”
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