快乐感恩节之趣问妙答
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
(Pilgrims)
Which cat discovered America?
(Christofurry Columbus)
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
(Because they never learned good table manners!)
What key has legs and can't open doors?
(A Turkey)
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
(Because everything is marked down after the holidays)
What has feathers and webbed feet?
(A turkey wearing scuba gear)
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
(Bird class mail)
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
(Because April showers bring Mayflowers)
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(He got the stuffing knocked out of him)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off)
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
(Because he had the drumsticks)
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
(A jerky turkey)
What sound does a space turkey make?
(Hubble, hubble, hubble)
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
(A smirky turkey)
Why did the man invest in feathers?
(He heard the stock market was going down)
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
(French flies)
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
(Beets me)
How do you make gold soup?
(Just throw in fourteen carrots <carats>)
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