外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹280：作文(中英)

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.” 老师给学生出了...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译：One engine left 只剩一个引擎（中英双语）

147.One engine left147.只剩一个引擎A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention，passengers. We have lost one of our engin...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
The boss tells some jokes

　　The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody， but one girl laughed uproariously.　　“What's the matter？”...
2018-12-10 英语笑话
爆笑英语幽默笑话精103：The Change零钱（英汉双语笑话）

103.The Change103.零钱One sweltering day，I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately，th...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
双语笑话男性成长三阶段

　　The Three Stages of Man:　　He believes in Santa Claus.　　He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.　　He is Santa Claus!　　男性成长的三阶段：　　相信圣诞老人的存在。　　不相...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
所以我说他不是个好老师啊！

Father:Your taecher says she finds it impossible to teach you anthing!　　Son:That’s why I say she’s no good! 　　爸爸：你的老师说没法教会你任何东西！　　儿子：所以我说...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
Female Joke(16)

　　A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. Mama，I need to see you right away. The mother ran over to her daughter‘s house. The daughter said，Mama I have to leave my husba...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
95.Lose One Pound

　　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weigh...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
Hard to Believe

　　Hard to Believe信不信由你　　Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.　　猫狗和人一样也有左、右撇子之分；　　The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!　　大象是唯一一...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
The Choice of Word（选词）英汉双语笑话

One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John fel...
2018-11-25 英语笑话