看见一只死鸟了吗
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
译文：
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。
突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。“哦！看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。
金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那？”
Notebrunette: 浅黑肤色的女人
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