英语基本功差：常常闹笑话
英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：may i go to the toilet?
老师说：go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：may i go to the toilet?
老师说：go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！
英语笑话（二）
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：i am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我tm还是方片七呢！
英语笑话（三）
江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："miss jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："where? where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："everywhere, everywhere."
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："you are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
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