男人们的悖论——“抵制”情人节
we guys always hear the rules from ... 我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see ... 生日、情人节、以及周年纪念日，并不是用来验证我们是否会再给你们买最理想的节日礼物！
#1 sometimes we are not thinking ... 有时我们并没有想你们。将就着过吧。
#1 ask for what you want. let us be clear on ... 想要什么就说。让我们清楚地知道你们想要什么。微妙的暗示没有用！强烈的暗示没有用！明显的暗示没有用！就是要说出来！
#1 "yes" or "no" is perfectly ... “是”和“不”几乎是回答一切问题的最佳答案。
#1 if something we said could be ... 如果我们说过的话可以被解释成两种意思，而其中一种意思会使你悲伤或者愤怒，那么我们应该选取另一种“解释”。
#1 we are not mind readers and we ... 我们不是你们肚子的蛔虫，永远都不是。我们不善于揣摩你们的心思，但这并不能证明我们对你们不够关心。
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