英汉双语笑话：如此泄愤
husband: everytime i hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
wife: i clean the toilet seat.............
husband: how does it help
wife: i use your toothbrush!!!!
丈夫：每次我揍你的时候，你都不还手。你是怎么出这口气的？
妻子：每次我都去刷厕所。
丈夫：这能管用吗？
妻子：刷厕所用的是你的牙刷。
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