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加菲猫坐观鼠患-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:you call this taking care of the mouse problem?

乔恩:你称这个是关心老鼠的问题吗?

garfield:keep a safe distance,jon.

加菲猫:乔恩,保持一个安全的距离。

jon:you are not normal.

乔恩:你不正常。

garfield:this is going to work.

加菲猫:这将很有效。

garfield:feed'em 20 pounds of cheese and watch'em explode!

加菲猫:喂养20磅的乳酪,观看着爆炸式的场面。

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