男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列4）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
第一条：男人们大多只拥有三双鞋。你们怎么会认为我们很擅于从你们的30双鞋中挑出一双来配你们的连衣裙呢？
#1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question.
第一条：“是”和“不”几乎是回答一切问题的最佳答案。
#1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
第一条：如果你们有问题需要帮忙解决，尽管来找我们。我们就是干这事儿的。同情正是女朋友们所需要的。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）
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