业余工作中和美女搭讪--双语幽默笑话
Part-time Job
业余工作
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
"How was your first day?" I asked.
“第一天感觉如何？”我问。
"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
“好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么？”
"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"
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