加菲猫讨厌一月一日的早晨-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:i hate morning.i hate monday.i hate january.

乔恩：我讨厌早晨，我讨厌星期一，我讨厌一月。

garfield:and i really hate having the windowsill slam down on your fingers.

加菲猫：我讨厌你猛地关上窗槛。

jon:the bedroom is freezing this morning.

乔恩：早上卧室是非常的冷。

jon:i'd better turn the heat up.

乔恩：我最好调高热度。

jon:or get the cat off the grate!

乔恩：活着离开炉床。

单词学习：windowsill 窗槛 slam 猛地关上 finger 手指 freezing 冷的 turn up 调高 heat 热度 grate 炉床

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