加菲猫错失新年聚会时光-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:ga!you missed my new year's party!
乔恩：你错过了新年聚会！
garfield:define "party".
加菲猫：给聚会下个定义。
jon:well,we had a great time without you.
乔恩：好的，你不在时我们过得很开心。
garfield:bobbing for seedless grapes in fruit punch isn't my idea of a great time.
加菲猫：聚会上有无核的葡萄果汁和鸡尾酒，在我看来不是一个愉快的时光。
jon:i supposed you went to some wild blowout.
乔恩：我猜你的原始野性爆发了。
garfield:that's what the swat team called it.
加菲猫：那是特警队这么称呼的。
jon:we played pin the tail on the donkey.
乔恩：我们用针别住驴子的尾巴。
garfield:we played pin the tail on the host.
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