加菲猫用火腿拌沙拉-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:this salad needs something.
加菲猫：这个沙拉需要点东西。
garfield:i think i'll gamish it.
加菲猫：我想装饰它。
garfield:with a ham!
加菲猫：用火腿来装饰吧。
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