美式冷幽默：美军作战条例

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1.you are not a superman.

你不是超人。

2. if it＇s stupid but works, it isn＇t stupid.

如果一个蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。

3.don＇t look conspicuous －－it draws fire.（this is why aircraft carriers are called″bomb mag nets″.）

不要太显眼,因为那会引人攻击（这就是航母被称为“炸弹磁铁”的原因）。

4.never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

别和比你勇敢的战友躲在同一个弹坑里。

5.never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.

别忘了你手上的武器是由出价最低的承包商制造的。

6. if your attack is going really well, it＇s an ambush.

如果你的攻击进行得很顺利,那一定是中了圈套。

7. no plan survives the first contact intact.

没有任何计划能在遇敌后继续执行。

8.all five －second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

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