爆笑推荐：盘点最具创意的十五句话及其翻译
1.the last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it’s still on the list。
在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
2.politicians and diapers have one thing in common. they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason。
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！！
3.war does not determine who is right – only who is left。
战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。
4.knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad。
知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
5.if god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining。
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！
6.i didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。
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