那些让人笑破肚子的话（双语）
1.再逼我,再逼我就装死给你看！
don't force me to do what i unlike any more,or i'll die in front of you!
2.老子不但有车,还是自行的！
not only do i have a vehicle,but it's self-propelling.
4.鄙视我的人那么多,你算老几?
with so many people look down upon me,you are nothing.
5.打死我也不说,你还没使美人儿计呢！
i would rather say for the bedger game,or i won't say anything even though you beat me to die.
6.我不但手气好,脚气也不错！
not only did i have a good luck,my beriber is not bad too.
8.帅有个p用?搞不好还不是被卒子给吃掉！
what can a good look do for you ?you're more likely to be eaten by the soldiers.
9.交给我你就不用放心了,没有错不了的事！
you would never feel easy if you turn to me.i did nothing right!
10.别紧张,我不是什么好人......
take it easy,although i'm not kind of good.
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