把戒指戴回去
Put That Ring Back On
During World War II， I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed through the use of my GI trenching shovel， so I took the ring off and placed it on my dog-tag chain.
After being promoted from corporal to staff sergeant， I sent my wife a photo of myself wearing the new stripes. Instead of congratulations the letter I got back contained just five words： “PUT THAT RING BACK ON！”
二战期间，我发现我的结婚戒指在使用战壕铲时给弄坏了，于是我将戒指取下来挂在身份牌的链子上。
从下士提升为上士后，我给妻子寄了一张我戴着新肩章的照片。我收到的回信中没有祝贺之辞，只写了六个大字：“把戒指戴回去！”
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