General Patton
Our daughter was being interviewed for a supervisory position. When asked if she had ever worked in such a capacity before， she answered， “No， but at home I have four boys and they call me General Patton.”
She got the job.
我们的女儿想谋求一个主管职务，正在接受面试。对方问她以前是否干过这种工作时，她回答：“没有，可我家有四个男孩，他们都叫我巴顿将军。”
她得到了这份工作。
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