老爸的情书
* 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，* 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，* 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，* 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，* 看了真的是OH！ MY GOD，很有一套喔！
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* Dear wang litte sister：
* 亲爱的王小姐* From see you one eye，I shit love you. * 自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上你。
* Your eyes close， I die； your eyes open， I come back to live. * Your eyes close and open again and again， I die again and again. * 的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，* 的眼睛贬啊贬，我就死去活来？
* Maybe you do not remember me， no matter. * When you carefully look at me， you will one see clock. * 也许你不记得我，没有关系，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情。
* I think l should introduce myself to you. * 我想应该介绍一下自己。
* I call Li big great. Toyear 25 * 我叫李大伟，今年25（今天是today，那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！）
* My home have four mouth people-papa， mama， I and DD. * 我家有四口人……爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
* I am a good man， in a big company work. * 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
* I do early fuck every day，so that I can have strong body to protect you. * 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
* Please come to eat and sleep with me， or I will cut my hair to be a monk，* and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife；
* 请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。
* （实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光，嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。
* 至于「庙」字，也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。）
* Like Your people * 喜欢 的人* ……原来“做早操”的英文是“make early > > fuck”……
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