Speeding
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer？" the officer scolded. Before I knew it， the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going，" I admitted， "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."
因为旅行推销员为了谋生需要拜访尽量多的客户，所以超速飞车赶场对于他们来说也不是没有过的事情。 有一次我就因为超速度行驶被一个公路巡警拦了下来。“你有没有看过你的时速表？”那名警官责问。当我的回答一出口，我立刻后悔了，但已经太晚了。“车开得越来越快”，我如实地说，“我的眼睛得一直盯着前面，没敢看别的”。
英语 幽默本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/47160.html
相关文章
-
初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话19：三人同舟（中英）
5.Three Men in a Boat三人同舟Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited im...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.27
1. Do you go out with your gun loaded? 你要带著你上膛的枪出门吗? 此枪非彼枪。大家应该知道我指的是什么样的 "枪", 这句也是我去看Something about Mary这部电影时学到的...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵的高招
a soldier's brilliant idea mr. robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. he liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he go...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
Educational Joke(3)
A student comes to a young professor‘s office hours. She glances down the hall，closes his door，and kneels pleadingly.“I would do anything to pass this exam，”she says.She leans closer to him，fli...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
重点是事情而不是人--双语幽默漫画
"it's not what you know that matters or who you know.it's what you know about who you know!"你知道什么事儿或者你认识谁不重要，重要的是你知道关于你认识的人的事情。 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇？
a nail or a fly? an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. on the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. so the mo...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
