The Oil Painting画像
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist……"Paint me with diamond earrings， a diamond necklace， emerald bracelets（绿宝石手镯）， a ruby（红宝石） broach， and gold Rolex（劳力士手表）。 "
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know，" she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away， and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
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