双语盘点：趣解世界杯各国战术

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The English Plan

　　英格兰人的战术

　　Depending on the wind, the striker's position may vary.。。

　　根据风向，他们前锋的站位可能发生变化……

　　The German Plan

　　德国人的战术

　　Radical, efficient, unstoppable.。。(ball's speed may reach 297 km/h)

　　积极、高效、一往无前……(球速可以达到297公里/每小时)

　　The Italian Plan

　　意大利人的战术

　　Water tight/iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and...Penalty

　　滴水不漏的钢铁防线，中场的小范围配合，传给前锋……然后……点球

　　The Brazilian Plan

　　巴西人的战术

　　...no comments. Even their coach gets confused. Too many joga bonitos on display。

　　……无语！连自家教练都被搞糊涂了。时时上演漂亮足球。

The Swiss Plan

　　瑞士人的战术

　　They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed。

　　他们可以自己输掉比赛，不需要帮忙。

　　The French Plan

　　法国人的战术

　　In their plan they try all hypotheses. Shit! They forgot the goal!

　　在他们的战术中，他们尝试所有假设的可能性。该死！他们忘记了射门！

　　The Argentina and Portugal Plan

　　阿根廷人和葡萄牙人的战术

　　Note: the red dot is not the ball, it's the referee。

　　注意：红点不是足球，而是裁判。(这条看到很多版本，除了阿根廷和葡萄牙外，还有写墨西哥和土耳其的，但我始终没明白这战术是啥意思……)

　　The African Plan

　　非洲人的战术

　　One man dribbles everyone in the opposite team, just can't beat the goalkeeper。

　　一个人带球过掉对方所有人，就是对付不了守门员。

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