A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" ...
A man walked into a dry cleaner‘s in Brooklyn.“ How much would you change to press this suit?" He required.
"Four dollars."
"You must be crazy." Exclaimed the man, "...
“I've had a had day at the office,dear,and I'm as hungry as a bear.Is dinner ready?” “No love.I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight.I've broken the tinopener.” “...
Okay, now this is just a thought ... What if we cut the entire military budget just for a year ...Then we would be in the black ... What do you say?好了,现在这只是一个想法……如果我们只是...
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked var...
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demandi...
The Stories Are Still in Them During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I w...
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." 一个小男孩问他的父亲,“...
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?保姆: 约翰尼,你难道不喜欢你新生的小妹妹?Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he...