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英汉双语笑话:I Don't Know Her 我还不认识她呢

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i don't know her

a couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"honey," replied her husband, "i don't even know that woman!"
 
我还不认识她呢
 
一对夫妇在公园里散步,发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上,动情地接吻。

“你为什么不那么做呢?”妻子说。

“亲爱的,”丈夫回答说,“我还不认识那个女子呢!”

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