幸运的大黑猫--双语幽默笑话
"father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫！”
"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”
"this one is, he's just had your dinner!"
“它的确很幸运：（因为）它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”
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