费神打扫卫生后的效果--双语幽默笑话
several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. when we arrived at the dorm, however, i was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "forgot we were coming, didn't you?" i teased.
我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧？”我取笑他。
"are you kidding?" he replied, "why else would i have bothered to clean?"
“开什么玩笑？”，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫？”
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