令偷盗者高兴的便条--双语幽默笑话

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mrs brown was going out for the day. she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: nobody home. don't leave anything.

布朗太太要外出一天。她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西！

when she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked（洗劫，掠夺） . on the note she had left, she found the following message added:

她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：

thanks! we haven't left anything!

谢谢！我们什么也没留下！

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