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莱曼给乔恩的建议-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:cat make better pets.

乔恩:猫可以算是更好的宠物。

lyman:but you need a dog for protection.

莱曼:但是你需要一只狗来保护。

jon:i hate to see a grown man cry.

乔恩:我讨厌看到成年男人哭。

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