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智借足球--双语幽默笑话

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george knocked on the door of his friend's house. when his friend's mother answered he asked, "can albert come out to play? "

乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”

"no," said the mother, "it's too cold. "

“不行,”那位妈妈说,“天气太冷了。”

"well, then, " said george, "can his football come out to play ?"

“ 噢,那么,” 乔冶, “他的足球可以出来玩吗?”
 

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