赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(5)：你在哪里遇到你太太呢？(双语)
Unit 5 And Where Did You Meet Your Wife? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢？
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. After the barbers had finished, each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。理发师刮完他们的胡子后，两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
“No, no,” answered the first man. “My wife will think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
“不，不，”第一个先生说。“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”
“Go ahead,” said the other. “My wife has never been in a whorehouse!”
“我没关系，”另一个先生说道“。我太太从没在妓院待过！”
英语知识点解说：
1.acquaintance n. 相识的人
acquaint vt. 使明白（与 with 并用 ）；（使）熟识（ 某人 ）
a nodding acquaintance 点头之交
make sb's acquaintance 熟识某人
=get acquainted with sb
例：Let me acquaint you with the facts in this case before you deliver a speech.
（在你演讲之前，让我先把事情的真相告诉你。）
He is no friend of mine; he's just a nodding acquaintance.
（他不是我朋友，他只是点头之交。）
2.barber shop （男士）理发店
至于女子美容院则使用 beauty parlor
3.shave vt. & n. 刮脸；擦过
get a shave 修面
What a close shave！好险呀！
例：Knowing that he was almost hit by the car, Billy said, "What a close shave!"
（当比利知道他差一点被车撞时，便说道“，好险呀！”）
4.apply vt. & vi. 敷；涂；专注于
apply A to B 将 A 涂抹到B
apply oneself to N/V-ing 致力于……
例：In an unfortunate error, Mr. Smith applied super glue instead of ointment to his hemorrhoids.
（由于人为不幸的错误，史密斯先生把速干胶，而不是药膏擦在痔疮上。）
I've decided to apply myself to computer programming over the next five years.
（我已决定未来五年我将投入计算机程序设计。）
5.skin n. 皮肤
skin a. 皮包骨的；瘦的
例：Beauty is only skin-deep.
（美只是一层皮而已。 —— 谚语）
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