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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事11:以空气存活

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称,他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一个表示怀疑的人说:”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
这位宗教领袖回答:“你不能称那东西为食物。”

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