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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事16:为什么新郎穿黑衣服

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一场婚礼上,一个小男孩问他的母亲:”妈妈,为什么那女孩穿白衣服?“这位母亲回答道:”新娘穿白衣服,是因为今天是她最快乐的一天。”这个男孩想了想然后说:那为什么新郎穿黑衣服。“

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